Detachable Nyash takes over Universities

Like the conventional sayings “that all that glitters is not gold” it has equal gotten to the watchful eyes of your favourite Campus Gist that most of those back sides and hip sides flaunted by our campus babes are artificial and detachable.

This was revealed to Campus Gist by a prominent dealer of the detachable nyash and hips in Owerri.  According to her, she said that the stuff is hot cake considering the demand from all the tertiary institution within Owerri and its environs.

When Campus Gist crew sampled opinions of some campus babes on the hot commodity in town, they did not deny the story, one Miss Ogadimma from IMSU said “Na today?  I don tee, life is all about packaging so babes got to package themselves very well to meet up to demand – you men love it that way”.

Another female student of Alvan, (AIFCE) is of the opinion that it is just fashion although she frowns over such attitude, which she referred to as a mere deceit and cautious ladies to be proud of their status, shapes and figure because it is the Lord’s doing.

An amazed male student of FUTO Mr James condemned the act saying that it will amount to catastroph when the man finds out that the girl shape is not real.

Consequently, Campus Gist leaves the ball on the court of our Aristoles (sugar daddies) and male folks to be weary of the hips and nyashes they see.  They could be not only artificial but also detachable!