Guber Election Tit Bits

2019

By Onyekachi Eke

Steve Asimobi’s “Ben Johnsons” Strides In INEC Office

One of the appointees of Governor Rochas Okorocha should better warm up to represent Imo State or Nigeria in Olympic race.

The manner the Nkwerre born lawyer picked race and bolted away from the Collation Centre Hall of INEC; indicated he has flavor for sprints and will perform better as an athlete if given a chance.

When Uche Onyeagocha tore the Ideato South result sheet, Paschal Onwukaike followed to tear the main result sheet while Asimobi was also involved in the tearing of result sheet spree.

However, when security agents got hold of them for a beating panorama, Asimobi took off on his feet to race out. It took another hot pursuit from security agencies and journalists to get hold of him. At that point he was also handed his own round of beating.

APGA Agent, Ndoro Ndoro In Comic Relief

One scintillating show that resulted to a laughter at the INEC Guber Collation Centre in Owerri, was the comic relief provided by the APGA agent, Barr Emma Nwosu. After all agents had signed and taken copies of the results awaiting final announcement, Nwosu, otherwise known as Ndoro Ndoro of APGA came up to state that everyone should hear him out because he signed the form without knowing what happened claiming he did it to allow peace reign as a party agent present.

But his submission only witnessed laughter and jeers from those present and accepted as part of the side attractions.

AA Man Ikenna Emeh Escapes lynching

One of Okorocha’s aides, Ikenna Emeh should thank his stars for escaping mob action at the Collation Centre, INEC office, during announcement of results.

Emeh who came in to replace the arrested AA party agent incurred the wrath of other party agents present at the Collection centre when he attempted to disrupt the exercise before final pronouncement.

It was noticed that few minutes to final announcement, the former Isu lawmaker and Okorocha’s adviser stood up from his position and moved towards the table with an intent to disrupt the exercise either by tearing the results again or scattering the tables. But an eagle eye policeman noticed his hands movement and pushed him away from getting close. Immediately, other party agents rushed and attacked him. But for the intervention of Lasbery Okorforanyanwu, another AA loyalist and state chairman of the party who rushed to his rescue, he may have been recuperating in a hospital arising from beating.

PDP Scribe, Ray Emeana Activates BP Mood

The state secretary of the Peoples Democratic Party Nze Ray Emeana may have to use High Blood pressure, BP drugs to calm down his tempo after passing through tensed moments at the Collation Centre for Governorship.

Trumpeta observed that when the State Collation Officer for the governorship, Prof Francis Otunta was computing the final result which lasted for more than an hour, Ray Emeana, suspected to be running temperature over the delay queried the Collation officer reasons for the delay in announcing the results.

There were indications that his blood pump shoot up as a result of the tension arising from the delay in announcing the result.